The inaugural awful movie was the 1986 classic¬†Solarbabies.¬†The film takes place in a dystopian future where the worlds water is controlled by an evil totalitarian directorship called the “E-Protectorate”. For some reason. A group of rollerskating teens escape from their orphanage/work camp in order to help a glowing orb called Bodhi to free the worlds’ water, and thus free humanity.