Howling V: Rebirth is kinda of like Agatha Christie attempting to write a werewolf story. After having a stroke. And suffering from narcolepsy. And really having to pee.  Basically, it’s a Ten Little Indians plot, but instead of someone being a murderer, someone is a werewolf. Which actually sounds like it should be amazing, and someone else should really…

The inaugural awful movie was the 1986 classic Solarbabies. The film takes place in a dystopian future where the worlds water is controlled by an evil totalitarian directorship called the “E-Protectorate”. For some reason. A group of rollerskating teens escape from their orphanage/work camp in order to help a glowing orb called Bodhi to free the worlds’…