Tristin Deveau » Awful Movie Night

Why bother with a sequel when we can just use the first one again?

tristin — Wed, 24 Feb 2016 19:44:19 +0000

PLACE HOLDER – Boogyman II (Oct 24, 2015)

Bonus Watch The Refrigerator!!!

There is no problem that really tight jeans cannot solve

tristin — Wed, 24 Feb 2016 19:41:25 +0000

PLACE HOLDER – Silent Rage (Aug 1, 2015)

Double Feature: Now with less blood!

tristin — Wed, 24 Feb 2016 19:40:17 +0000

PLACE HOLDER – Bloodfist IV: Die Trying (April 11, 2015)

When a movie has the words “Blood” and “Fist” in the title, I expect exactly two things from it. Bloodfist IV disappoints on both counts.

Bonus Runnaway

Doctor Stran…..er…Mordrid

tristin — Wed, 24 Feb 2016 19:36:57 +0000

PLACE HOLDER – Doctor Mordrid (Jan 31, 2015)

Bonus re-watch SOLARBABIES!!!!

Because every movie is improved by the presence of a precocious child

tristin — Wed, 24 Feb 2016 19:35:35 +0000

PLACE HOLDER – Godzilla Vs. Megalon (Mar 8, 2014)

So, people liked The Abyss, right?

tristin — Wed, 24 Feb 2016 19:32:48 +0000

PLACE HOLDER – DeepStar 6 (June 8, 2013)

Title Selected by Committee

tristin — Wed, 24 Feb 2016 19:18:44 +0000

PLACE HOLDER: Baby Secret of the Lost Legend (April 13, 2013)

I think his name is Cabot

tristin — Wed, 24 Feb 2016 19:17:08 +0000

PLACE HOLDER – Outlaw of GOR (Jan 11, 2013)

Caution: May Contain Traces of Werewolf

tristin — Thu, 16 Jul 2015 20:38:09 +0000

Howling V: Rebirth is kinda of like Agatha Christie attempting to write a werewolf story. After having a stroke. And suffering from narcolepsy. And really having to pee. Basically, it’s a Ten Little Indians plot, but instead of someone being a murderer, someone is a werewolf. Which actually sounds like it should be amazing, and someone else should really take a crack at that story idea. Instead, we have any exhaustively boring mess of a movie comprised of boring people talking about boring things spiced up by the occasional long take of drifting snow. Even more occasionally, you get a shot of what may be a werewolf. It’s hard to tell; for a movie about werewolves, it may have the least amount of werewolf footage ever put on film. Including in movies that are not about werewolves. Seriously, take a look at the trailer below. The ratio of werewolf to not-werewolf footage in the trailer is actually larger than that of the film itself. I wish I was joking.

Floodlights, Roller Skates, and shockingly well maintained roads:

tristin — Tue, 14 Jul 2015 19:48:59 +0000

The inaugural awful movie was the 1986 classic Solarbabies. The film takes place in a dystopian future where the worlds water is controlled by an evil totalitarian directorship called the “E-Protectorate”. For some reason. A group of rollerskating teens escape from their orphanage/work camp in order to help a glowing orb called Bodhi to free the worlds’ water, and thus free humanity.